TapewormNobody ever mentions tapeworms when they think of creation. Somehow, we didn't make it into Genesis. I guess parasites didn't sound that epic to the ancient Jews.Tapeworm by Error732
We were there, though. Well, one of us was. Most everybody came in pairs back then, but being asexual beings, nobody really enforced the quota with us. Its name was Bob, pioneer of our kind. Like I said, not epic-sounding.
The anonymity doesn't even really bother me that much. I mean, nobody ever makes an effort to harm tapeworms until they find out we exist. It was the same back then; Adam hadn't the foggiest idea that Bob was sharing in on his meals, but hey--food was free, pain didn't exist, and
we all had to live somewhere.
No, what really bothers me is that we got kicked out of paradise for something we didn't even do. Eve wants to eat an apple? Fine, I'm down with that. Eve wants to get herself and he
It is a Nihil. Karenin, Carla or Mothy are all acceptable names.|
Agender, it/its pronouns.
Not grumpy, just lazy about editing this thing. Actually a meme in disguise.